I feel like Doug wants to be a real critic now, but he’s failing, and this is proof. Doug, he can’t think of many things to critique because he’s not a real critic, so he just finds the most nitpicky things (THEY DIDN’T KNOW HIS NAME!!!111!!!WHATOMG!!!1111 THEY PICKED UP A ROCK OMG!!!111WTF!!!!) to complain about, and he pretends like he’s the biggest fan of the show, even though he just refers to like two episodes and the rest is just “THESE CHARACTERS WERE BETTER IN THE SHOW” over clips from the show. His main complaint is that the acting is bad, which is a valid complaint, but the whole review is “OMG LIGHTEN UP OMG” for 20 minutes and long speeches about how amazingly amazing the show was for 10 minutes. He never finds anything other than “DA ACTING SUX”, “WHY DIDN’T YOU RECREATE EVERY MOMENT FROM AVATAR SEASON 1 YOU MONSTERS”, and “omg no murr ‘splainin”, which are both valid points besides the obviously bad point. There are obviously points they have to skim over, they just don’t do it welL, which is a far better argument than “YOU SKIMMED OVER IT, HOW COULD YOU YOU MONSTERS?” Doug doesn’t understand writing movies, because all he’s done was written comedy and the “EMOTIONS LOLLOLOL I CAN WRITE EMOTIONS” piece of drivel known as To Boldly Flee. By the 30 minute mark, it’s just the same 3 points on a broken record, while also talking about what’s happening in the movie.The storyline is SO OBVIOUSLY an excuse for Malcom and Rachel to show off that they’re there…nothing else. I also forgot, Doug really is horrible at dissing famous people. Whenever he makes a reference to a celebrity in his videos, I cringe. For example, in this one he refers to Jackson Rathbone having “Hayden Christensen syndrome” which is neither funny nor clever. In the “Power Rangers” review, he calls the puppet the “Daniel Craig” of puppets. It’s so annoying. Doug, stop trying to be MST3k. Not everything needs to show how hip and rad you are with cultural references. His fans say stuff like “OH MY GOLLY GOSH HE SAID THAT M NIGHT SHAWMNILAN CAN SUCK AKTING ABILILTIES WHAT A GREAT GUY”, but it’s really forced and awkward. The effects, for somebody who’s trying their hardest, are pretty bad. Oh wow, he can chroma key an explosion, he’s truly improved. I wouldn’t pick on this if not for the fact that his fans act like he has godly special effects. The water effect is very poor. Also, Doug REALLY REALLY likes his explosions huh? He’s turning into his own Michael Bay, I see! :D The “battle” is as stiff as modern Family Guy’s animation and it looks like they’re stuffed in a closet. And the part where Doug says “I’M GOING TO TALK DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA” is cringe-worthy, and is blatant exposition, which I thought he was against. The ending is fitting, because it basically says “Who cares that I’ve ruined a great show of mine, it doesn’t ruin the original” over an image of Doug, and his two terrible shoe-horned in actors that will be there until the show ends, staring blankly into your soul while you look back cringing, and say “What happened to you, Critic?”
I’m thinking that Phelous isn’t really quitting. He’s done this “100% serious finale” thing before, and that time it ended up being the beginning of a storyline. Perhaps his next video will come out, continuing on from the last one. Perhaps more questions will be answered, like the Phelous’ in the mirrors. Yes, it all makes sense, if it isn’t the finale, which I seriously doubt it is, then it’s the beginning of a new storyline.
Don’t say your goodbyes and thank yous yet
i am nostalgic of da passt cuz when i see todays lil wanyne music i crie becuz it is not grenday or the tnmt theme song. tmnt had pizza eatin mutant reptiles, with angelo, dinosoar, redgie, and homer. doug was funee, remmber how he had a gurlfrand name patty manase? funny hah? mortol combat was funn game when you play as subsero and sudoku. the simposns was funny when homer was funy he got hurt a lot. marge was the cute baby ! pizza hut is in this foto bacuse i luv piza hut. nicktoons was fun when duug funny sponagebad and three bad catdogs were in there now all we have is spongbob and icarlay.
btw i was born in 2005
And don’t get me wrong, I’m not trying to talk shit, I think people who use adblock are idiots. But the thing is, I understand if it’s because adblock renders videos unwatchable.
Well played Sir, well played.
I love you, Blip.
Hmmm, well. Sometimes the ads render the video unwatchable because of glitches. Isn’t there some other damn way than either making people wait 90 seconds, or sometimes letting ads render videos unwatchable? Also, why are people acting like “O! FUQQ YEAH BLIP!” It’s basically them being whiny dicks (OUR ADS ONLY TAKE 30 SECONDS THAT’S WHY YOU SHOULDN’T USE ADBLOCK UUHH!!) because a few idiots use adblock.
I have recently just finished reading the Happy Appy creepypasta, I liked it, a lot. The only part I didn’t like was the end, I felt like it was just trying to end. In the parts before the end everything sounded quite realistic because of the way the people talked and how things were described. In the end for some reason it didn’t feel like that, but I guess you could say in the end it felt ‘rushed’. Anyone else think that?
Well, there is a sequel, take that as you may.
i own the “ash” account, and yes, I do genuinely worry for Ms. Pregler. She was one of the first people I’ve got into after i started getting into the site, hell, I even made an account based on one of her running gags! Allison and Phelous are some of the nicest people I’ve ever seen, and I hate to think EITHER of them would be hated for drama that ended almost a year ago. In the words of Allison, learn the fucking facts.
Happy Appy 2: Dumb Angel, the story of a man who went insane by his own obsession, stalkers, and a lost TV show brought back mysteriously.